Conflict Resolution

"Mom, take a picture of the frog I caught." The one I caught. You know the one I caught, all by myself. While Rollin was at school. And I was alone. By myself. Yeah, that one. The one I caught I. I. I. I. I.












I want to hold it too! It's my frog too!! I tried to shake it to death, doesn't that count for anything?!!
























No, just stand there and smile,wishing you had your own frog, while I hold MY frog.
That I caught.



















On second thought, let's both hold it.













I said nothing. Not a word. They completely resolved this problem, and even came up with the compromise, with no intervention. Nothing short of a miracle. Hallelujah!